Friday, June 02, 2006

Great news!

The smile the erupts from your frown when you just can't be mad anymore . . .

Laughter you couldn't expect & can't control . . . heart racing . . . lungs pounding . . . tears crying . . .

What a rush! What a relief!

That's a description of my last two weeks & a quick and simple excuse for my absence.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Bidets and Wet Lands . . .

Once again, good news from our government! They want to throw an orgy!

According to a recent report, it appears as though we have stemmed the ebbing tide of wetlands within our nation, due to the hard work and dedication of our American spirit. It must have been exhausting.

Interior Secretary Gale A. Norton stepped down from her post recently after making the announcement:

A minute of happiness

It's what we're always looking to capture in a photograph . . .

Or the way your handwriting really looks . . .

It's the way you chew... breathe... walk...

The smile the erupts from your frown when you just can't be mad anymore . . .

Laughter you couldn't expect & can't control . . . heart racing . . . lungs pounding . . . tears crying . . .

What a rush! What a relief!

That's a description of my last two weeks & a quick and simple excuse for my absence.